I finally got to meet up with my girlfriend that I hadn’t seen in over a year and of course we decided to have lunch at one of my favorite golf courses, overlooking the 9th hole and an amazing view of the green rolling hills.

She had been running a little bit late, so when she got there she was a little flustered. After we ordered a glass of wine and decided what we wanted to have for lunch, I told her that she had a rash that looked like Hives.